Sunday, January 27, 2008
Bad Trip
We're finally home! The Boracay trip was surely the best get away ever, but the transaction with Cebu Pacific was a nightmare. Though it's our fault that we didn't read theeterinary. It was stated that we have to be checked in 45 minutes early from our scheduled flight but we came to the airport 20 minutes before the schedule.
Because of what happened, they didn't admit us. I asked them why; they told us that we were late. I told them that we are not actually late because the plane schedule is 10:50 am and we we're there 10:35 am. I tried to please them but they told me that even if they will admit us, still they couldn’t because the plane seats were fully occupied. The chance passenger took our seats. I was furious but we can't do anything. I went to the their ticket office to see what they can do about it. But they told me that I have to pay 6k per head for the next flight (OUCH!), and also that will be the last flight of the day, and hey! That is going to be a chance passenger. So, Thet told me that we can't gamble our time waiting for the next flight schedule. The chance of being inside the plane is next to impossible. Besides it’s Sunday, everybody from Bora want to go home.
To our furious and bad day at Kalibo Airport, we've decided to go back to Caticlan Airport to see if we can have a better chance from other Airplanes. Thanks to SEAIR for saving our day! Now we're home... We are so tired right now, but we're so happy with Boracay get away!
Labels: Honeymoon
Friday, January 25, 2008
More Boracay Pictures!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Boracay baby
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Computer ILLiterate
GORIO CALLS A SALESMAN FROM FUTURE SHOP TO BUY A COMPUTER...
SALESMAN : Future Shop Computer Department. Can I help you?
GORIO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : No, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN : I mean, your computer?
GORIO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : I told you, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN (Whispering) : Im having a headache talking to this shit!
GORIO : Pardon Me?
SALESMAN : Sir, What about Windows?
GORIO : What will I see when I look in the windows?
SALESMAN : Do you want a computer with Windows?
GORIO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
SALESMAN : Software for Windows?
GORIO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
SALESMAN : I just did.
GORIO : You just did what?
SALESMAN : Recommend something.
GORIO : You recommended something?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : For my office?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yes, for my office!
SALESMAN : I recommend Office with Windows.
GORIO : I already have an office with windows!
There was a Silence and then...
SALESMAN : Sir, I recommend you to jump in your window...you're a fucking mental case...have a nice day!
*Click*Labels: joke joke lang
Joke muna tayo
Pretty Ugly
Misis: Hon, am I pretty or ugly?
Mister: Uhm.. Both..
Misis: Anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
Mister: Ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
Designated Hitter
A couple are in bed talking, and the boyfriend decides to make a joke he says," Just think, if your breast could give milk, we could get rid of all the cows,and if your vagina could lay eggs,we could get rid of all the chickens." "Oh yeah?" She replies. "Well,if you could get it up, we'd be able to fire the pool guy."
Pasahe
Sa Isang Jeep ...
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
PROBLEMA NATIN
HUSBAND: May malaki akong problema.
WIFE: 'Wag mong sabihing problema mo, problema natin, dahil mag-asawa tayo. O' ngayon, anong problema natin??
HUSBAND: Nabuntis natin si Inday at tayo ang ama!!!!
Stupid Grandpa
A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. 'What's this!?' demands the grandfather.
'It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?' asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, 'I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Oh, big enough to fit a Camel."Labels: joke joke lang
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Nothing
Hi peeps, I just got back home from my in-laws house. My weekend was nice. Nice as in very nice. It's just when I am staying in their house, I don't need to do anything. All we do is sleep, eat and watch TV. Yep! That's life with my in laws. But now I'm back home again, I need to go back with helping out my parents with night shift cashier. It's freaking tiring because I am not really the kind of guy who'll stay up late for something. But as I have said before, there is nothing I can do about it.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Married Life
Some of my friends told me that I am gaining weight. I am not sure thought if that is good or bad for me but all I can say is that, I love being married. It gives me a different sense of purpose in life. Anyway, gaining weight is something new to me. I used be as thin as a one-ply tissue. LOL But thank God though that I didn't have to undergo any surgical operation just to lose weight. I heard though that lap-band Houston is one of the safest proven weight-loss surgery available today and it is the only weight-loss surgery that is completely reversible and adjustable – for life.
Labels: health and living
Wedding Pictures!!!
At last, our wedding photographer has finally posted some of our pictures on his website!
Pinoy Joke of the day 2
MGA BINGI
bingi 1 : Pare, mamamalengke ka ba?
bingi 2 : Hindi, mamamalengke ako.
bingi 1 : Aahh. Ok. Akala ko kasi mamamalengke ka. Labels: joke joke lang
Won't last a day without each other
Last Saturday wasn't so good day for my bebeh. We heard through Mama Corey that Papa Fred felt something bad in his chest, he suffered difficulties in breathing. I told Thet to go home for a while and watch over her father.
Isang araw pa lang nakakalipas, umuwe kaagad sya. She fetch me here in our gas station from her work this morning kasi miss nya na daw ako, miss ko na din sya. Iba talaga ang feeling kapag magasawa na kayo.
Labels: family, Thet
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Pinoy Joke of the day
MAKULIT
BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas....TINDERO: Wala kame ubas-KINABUKASAN-BATA: Pabili nga po ngubas.....TINDERO: Wala kame ubas...-KINABUKASAN ULIT-BATA: Mama, pabili nga po ng ubas....TINDERO: Sinabi na ngang wala e! Pag nagtanong ka pa, iistepler ko na yang bibig mo!-AT KINABUKASAN NA NAMAN ULIT-BATA: Mama, may stapler kayo?TINDERO: Wala...BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas...
Labels: joke joke lang
Night ShiiiiiifT
After the celebration of new years day, one of our maid and many of my Mom's gas station workers quit their job and leave us a burden of work. With this calamity, Thet and I decided to do our own laundry to lessen the work loads of our one and only maid who's doing the all around house job. As for the gas station, it's me... yep it's me who replaced the guy who's working the night shift. And I ain't happy about it. But I have no choice but to do it. The brightside: I learned something about the family busines. So I think it's fair enough.
Labels: family
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Let these pictures speak for me (2 mos. update)
Jan. 1, 2008 - Happy New Year!!! (with my in-laws)
Dec. 31, 2007 - New Years Eve
Dec 24, 2007 - Christmas Eve
Dec. 22, 2007 - Wedding Day
Dec. 14, 2007 -
Thet's Office Team Christmas Party
Dec. 7, 2007 - Our 5
Th Anniversary
Dec. 3, 2007 - My Birthday
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
New Year Hang Over
Today is the first day that wifey will be back working on a grave yard shift. For sure, I'm gonna miss her. So to ease my burden, I decided that I will be joining one of our gas boys as I do the cashier work at night. This is perfect as wifey and I can have breakfast together. Ahh.... our Boracay Honeymoon is fast approaching. I can hardly wait for it!
Labels: work work work
The power of Internet
When our love story AVP was shown during our wedding reception, most of our guests were amazed on how our love really blossomed over the internet. Ijust gave them a big smile. Why? Because I can't answer it myself. Maybe that's what you call destiny. Ewww. I know I sound too corny now. But really, if not for the
Internet Dating websites, wifey and I wouldn't have met. Oh by the way, wifey and I met through
Friend Finder. This site actually has a lot of version like Korean Friend Finder, American Friend Finder and so we actually met through the Filipino Friend Finder. Before this, we were members of
Yahoo Personals but we didn't get the chance to meet there. But hey, we can't guarantee you that you can find your life time partner on these dating websites. It's a mixture of luck and will, I guess.
Labels: dating, internet
